Jokes OF The Day.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
John : BA Professor:For sodium?
John: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
John: BANANA
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3 men were talking…..
first man – “books influence us a lot……
when my wife was expecting,
she read THE TALE OF TWO CITIES and she gave birth to twins….”
second man – “yes, you are right.. when my wife was expecting, she
read THE THREE MUSKETEERS
and she gave birth to triplets….”
Hearing this, the third man fainted….
when he regained his senses, the other two men asked
him what happened…..
The third man replied…
“my wife is expecting and she is reading
ALI BABA AND THE
FORTY THIEVES”
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father to son: hey why don’t u go and study?
son: what for?
father: u’ll get good marks
son: then?
father: u’ll get good salary
son: then?
father: u’ll get big house and a car
son: then?
father: u’ll relax
son: what do u think i am doing right now….
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teacher to student : If u give 100$ 2 ur friend but he needs only 50$,so how much will he return u ?
Student : Nothing
Teacher : u dont know maths ?
Student : u dont know my friends….
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